The Torino Scale

[Image: A scene from Deep Impact].

Will civilization end? Will the planet be destroyed? Will a hundred cities burn?
Just consult the Torino Scale.
The Torino Scale is supposedly a “Richter scale for earth impact hazards.” It’s been freshly revised to inform us how worried we should be about near-earth objects in space – it’s even color-coded.

[Image: NASA; click on to enlarge – but surely number 10 is not the worst it can get? Are they withholding parts 11-20? Earth splits in two. The solar system is destroyed. The universe disappears].

Meanwhile, they need Torino Scale: BLDGBLOG Edition. It tells you what sorts of hazards to expect if someone starts hurling architectural masterpieces at the earth. Saarinen’s TWA terminal – wham! Your house shakes. Philip Johnson’s – ooh: that’s not a masterpiece. The Great Wall of China – close one. The ground is still shaking.
The Eiffel Tower.
St. Paul’s.
The entirety of Manhattan?!

[Image: Let’s see what President Freeman has to say… (from Deep Impact)].

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