[Image: “Peter Oppedisano at his home with paved yard in Malba, Queens.” Suzanne DeChillo/New York Times].
“The grassy front lawn, once a staple of the American dream, is steadily being usurped by the pave-over. Many homeowners, opting for grayer pastures, are pouring concrete over their patches of green.”
Perhaps living proof that you can read too much J.G. Ballard, when “Christina Groza moved from an older building in Astoria, Queens, into a recently built one in College Point, the new home had a major selling point… the original lawn outside the new building had been paved over with concrete.”
One instantly wonders how many pave-overs you could get away with, and what law it is you’d be breaking if you tried: wait till everyone’s away on holiday vacation, wake up your cousins – then pave everything.